Hello. This is an alternate blog created by someone who has another fairly entrenched blog with a fairly entrenched (albeit fairly small) readership. Lately I've been feeling the need for an anonymous confessional outlet, one that allows me to vent about pedantic friends and self-worshipping acquaintances and, occasionally, my blogging husband, who tends to suck away a lot of the blogging energy from our shared household. So here you go.

And lest you've stumbled upon this looking for Replacements lyrics, I'm sorry to disappoint. But I hope you stay.